I think scott just propositioned me for sex
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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