question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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