Moan for me like Helen Keller
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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