We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Randomize
