And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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