im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Randomize
