Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
you had me at cake vodka
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
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Goodbee
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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