David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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