i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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