that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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