hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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