I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
i've created a new STD.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
