Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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