party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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