Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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