I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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