Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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