I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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