physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
