ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I intend to get homeless drunk
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
