so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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