so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
fuck your aforementioned shoe
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
