how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
We have started to decorate penises.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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