I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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