You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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