You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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