just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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