before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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