he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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