whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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