you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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