Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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