we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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