So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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