Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I'm really busy with my period
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