This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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