So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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