i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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