somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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