so explain again why im purple
no
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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