But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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