Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Randomize
