are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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