remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
It's blow job season.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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