yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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