But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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