If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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