seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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