OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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