yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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