Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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